Goat Simulator Walkthrough

The Goat Simulator walkthrough will guide you through the gameplay objectives with strategy tips for this simulation game on the PC and soon Mac & Linux. This is not an April Fools joke, you really can buy this awesome game for $10/€10 on Steam!

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Let’s start the Goat Simulator walkthrough with an introduction video!

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Goat Simulator Walkthrough

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you’re a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you’ll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Game Features:

  • You can be a goat.
  • Get points for wrecking stuff – brag to your friends that you’re the alpha goat.
  • Steam Workshop support – make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more.
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We’re only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we’re keeping it.
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time.
  • Seriously look at that goat’s neck.
  • You can be a goat!

The Goat Simulator designer, Armin Ibrisagic, gives a tour with commentary to show the wacky new gameplay! It shows him blowing up gas stations and terrorizing humans in this true-to-life goat sim.

PC System Requirements:

• Minimum:
OS: Windows XP (SP3), Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz or better
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

• Recommended:
OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8
Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

Part 1: Introduction To Goat Life

Welcome to the Goat Simulator walkthrough! Nick will be your voice-over commentator showing you around the game’s areas, covering all the objectives!

Game Controls:
• E key = Lick
• Q key = Ragdoll Mode
• F key = Slow-Motion Mode
• SHIFT key = Toggle Sprint / Walk
• SPACEBAR key = Jump. Press it again right before hitting the ground for a perfect landing when falling from the air.
• WASD keys = Move around
• Left Mouse Click = Headbutt
• Right Mouse Click = Rotate in the air.

Next, check out 30 awesome things to do in Goat Simulator!

1. Use a jetpack.
2. Help humans cross a street.
3. Do sweet stunts.
4. Become a King.
5. Be abducted by aliens.
6. Summon Goats.
7. Vandalize cars.
8. Hitch a ride.
9. Attack a glider.
10. Go to space as Sandra Bullock.
11. Go to space as George Clooney.
12. Be attacked by a robot.
13. Attack a robot.
14. Destroy a monument.
15. Become a terrorist.
16. Sacrifice humans.
17. Use dark magic powers.
18. Use the water slide.
19. Celebrate freedom with fireworks.
20. Dance with a corpse.
21. Become large.
22. Become small.
23. Crash a party with a car.
24. Hit a few baseballs.
25. Dance at a party.
26. Kill humans with an ax.
27. Beat humans with a bat.
28. Cause gas stations to explode.
29. Fire baseballs at humans.
30. Become an African Tall Goat aka Giraffe.

[Work-In-Progress: More videos coming as soon as they are available]

Thanks to Coffee Stain Studios, Nick & YouGotBrained for the walkthrough videos.

Do you need help anywhere? Please don’t hesitate to ask in the comments section below. We’re here to help out!