South Park: The Stick of Truth Walkthrough

The South Park: The Stick of Truth walkthrough will guide you through the beginning to ending moments of gameplay with strategy tips for this RPG game on the PC, Xbox 360 & PS3.

From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool.

Let’s start the South Park: The Stick of Truth walkthrough with a story introduction video!

Please note that viewers must be at least 18 to watch, so no harm comes to those with innocent eyes. This game includes Blood and Gore, Drug Reference, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence.

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South Park: The Stick of Truth Walkthrough

What’s the game’s epic storyline.

From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park: The Stick of Truth.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming foretold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat crabpeople, underpants gnomes, hippies, and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Key Game Features:

  • The Definitive South Park Experience: Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
  • An Epic Quest To Become… Cool: Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
  • Friends With Benefits: Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
  • Intense Combat: Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
  • South Park Customization: Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

Create your New Kid and join the team.

As the New Kid you can use a variety of (bad ass!) classes. Each of these classes features several abilities you will unlock throughout the game, by gathering experience and reaching higher Levels, which basically means crushing tonnes of enemies!

Team up with classic South Park characters who will fight by your side in epic battles. Their abilities will either help you defeat your enemy, or save you in perilous situations. Together you will impose your authority!

And don’t forget the Fart attacks you will unlock, regardless of your class. These attacks rely on a persistent fart pressure resource and they will be of great help, either in combat or to use them on the surrounding environment.


• FIGHTER: As a Fighter you will be the ultimate warrior, able to carry heavy bad ass weapons and the strongest armors in Kuppa Keep. You will start your journey by destroying enemies’ balls with “Roshambo”, which also allows you to stun your opponents!

• MAGE: Ever dreamed of controlling the dark forces of sorcery? By becoming the mage you’ll master powerful spells like the “Dragon’s Breath”, allowing you to destroy huge amounts of enemies by showering them with a firecracker’s fiery sparks.

• THIEF: You move in the shadows and are able to throw deadly and unpredictable attacks. People may call you a weakling, until they receive one of your “Backstabs”, after which they’ll be most certainly dead…!

• JEW: You are not afraid to cast the first stone with your secret martial arts. You perform circumcisions with precision and won’t shy from summoning a mix of pestilence, fiery hail, flying insects, or a rain of frogs to send your opponent back to their maker.

Team Members:

• WIZARD (CARTMAN): Noble and mighty, the Wizard King commands all humans of Zaron! He has harnessed the power of farts and will lay waste to any enemy who crosses him. Such is the power of a Wizard and King…

• PRINCESS (KENNY): The fairest maiden in all of the kingdom. This breathtaking and lovely Princess is the pride of the human faction, with her unmatched ability to charm men. Don’t ask why Kenny wanted to be a chick, it’s just how he seems to be rolling right now…

• PALADIN (BUTTERS): As Court Paladin, it’s his job to deliver the Wizard Kings’ justice… and his mail. A noble and fair member of the Human faction, this Paladin also has the power to heal.

• WARRIOR (STAN): A brave and strong warrior of the Elven army. Along with his companion Sparky, this warrior serves as the right-hand man to the Elf King, and holds great power in his magical sword summons.

• JEW ELF (KYLE): For a thousand years, the Jew Elf has battled bravely against the Wizard King’s human army. This leader of the Drow Elves has many strengths, but perhaps most menacing is his ability to kick the baby.

• BARD (JIMMY): Lord of Song, King of Comedy, and Knower of the Forbidden Note! The Bard is an essential member of the elven army, using the power of music to enchant and destroy his enemies.

PC System Requirements:

• Minimum:
OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
Processor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Hard Drive: 6 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers

• Recommended:
OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
Processor: Intel Core2Duo E4400 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ @ 2.3 GHz or better
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: nVidia GeForce 9800GT or AMD Radeon HD4870 (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0) or better
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Hard Drive: 6 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers

Part 1: The New Kid in Town

Welcome to the South Park: The Stick of Truth walkthrough! Milan will be your super-fan voice-over commentator showing you around the game’s areas.

Let’s begin with a cinematic introduction, the New Kid character creator, and the start of the game with the first quest “The New Kid in Town” that leads to Cartman’s Kupa Keep backyard.

Story Note: After this Part 1 video, the main storyline picks up again in Part 10 on Page 2.

Hint: Confused about what you need to do next? Don’t forget to check your quest journal.

Note: You can change the game difficulty settings at any time in the Options menu.

Part 2: Wrath of the Elves

Douchebag Braveheart starts his epic quest to find The Stick of Truth. He immediately finds himself ambushed by Elves, and so begins “Wrath of the Elves”.

Tip: If you would like to keep an item for later but not have it clutter your inventory, you can place an item in storage in your bedroom’s “TOYS” box.

Colorful Costumes Tip: You can customize your Costumes (with Dyes you acquire) as many times as you’d like.

Part 3: Rats in the Cellar

We continue a general look around town. Then go visit Skeeter’s Bar and Cocktails to receive the “Rats in the Cellar” quest.

Tip: Some enemies have to channel their power for a few turns before launching their best moves – use an ability that inflicts Stun to interrupt their abilities.

Weapons & Costumes Tip: Weapons and costumes require that you be of a certain level to equip them. Accessories (like glasses and wigs) can always be equipped regardless of level.

Part 4: Mongolian Beef

Visit Mr. Kom at City Wok to start the “Mongolian Beef” quest, he’ll give you the key you need to enter the Tower of Peace next-door. Get ready for multiple Mongolian Boss Fights.

Summon Tip: After helping Mr. Kim, you’ll have access to a Summon item. Summons are powerful abilities that can vanquish all of your foes in combat. Summon items are consumed when used, but you can get another one from the person that gave it to you each day. — Mr. Kim gives you the Miniature Gong summon!

Hint: Enemies that are Pissed Off cannot use special abilities and always target whoever pissed them off.

Part 5: Token’s House & Cinema

Let’s pay a visit to Token’s house and the local cinema in South Park… I hear the “Asses of Fire 2 3D” movie is up for an Oscar nomination this year.

It’s ok if you wanna skip this section, it’s just looking around town.

Tip: Armor reduces the damage of every attack. Against armor, try to use attacks that deliver one big hit instead of several small ones.

Side Quests Tip: There are lots of side quests to do around town. For example: “Big Game Huntin’ with Jimbo”. Visit Jimbo & Ned at the gun shop. Jimbo will challenge you to hunt and kill seven of the most dangerous creatures in and around South Park. — The first one you’ll get is for the “Big Game Huntin’ with Jimbo” mission, use a bottle of rubbing alcohol to lure out and kill the Mutant Bacteria at the school. Two more parts, The Junkyard Dog (beside kenny’s house) and The Cow Farm (at the entrance of the farm) parts of Jimbo’s Big Game Hunter are easy to get and can be done as soon as you pick up the quest. As Foob points out, the rest of these missions will get unlocked as you progress in the storyline.

South Park: The Stick of Truth Walkthrough continues on Page 2 with Part 6: Saving Justin Bieber.