Konami announces Metal Gear Solid film

Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence for PS2Attendees of the Konami press conference, yesterday, were handed a catalog for Studio Kojima’s forthcoming slate of games. However, many didn’t know it, since the brochure was a clever imitation of the newsletter handed out each day at of E3.

On the front of the Kojima catalog was a “breaking news” box, which bore the headline “Solid Snake…On the silver screen?” The blurb below it read, “In a late-breaking surprise announcement, director Hideo Kojima revealed that his most famous creation, Metal Gear Solid, is getting the live-action treatment.”

Given the semi-comic nature of the fake E3 newsletter/Kojima Productions catalog, many thought the story was a joke. However, on the last page of the pamphlet was a page-long article on the project which showed that Kojima was dead serious when he made the announcement.

After assuring readers at length that German director Uwe Boll will not have anything to do with the project, as rumored, Kojima talked about the film. “I have received many offers to adapt Metal Gear Solid, It has taken a long time, but we have finally settled on an arrangement,” said the revered designer. “False facts aside, a movie project is underway. I have finalized a Class-A contract with a party in Hollywood.”

Kojima did not mention the name of the party, a release date, or any potential directors or stars. Hoever, ever since the original PlayStation Metal Gear Soild, the English-language dialogue of game hero Solid Snake has been voiced by Hollywood figure David Hayter.