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    1 April 2014
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    Goat Simulator Achievements Guide

    The Goat Simulator achievements guide lists every achievement for this PC, Mac & Linux simulation game and tells you how to get and unlock them.

    In the Goat Simulator achievement guide we’ll show there are 21 Achievements (0 Secret) to earn in the PC, Mac and Linux versions.

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  • Index of Goat Simulator Guides:

    Goat Simulator Achievements Guide

    This video guide covers almost all of the achievements possible to unlock right now.
    Not all can be unlocked, there seems to be a glitch for Goat of the hill & Angel Goat!

    A guy called Daniel made a Part 2 video covering all new Goat Simulator achievements!

    1. Boulder of Death — Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

    Location: Walk up the hill above the garden party and push the big boulder there towards the party. The achievement won’t pop until you actually hit a person at the party with the boulder.

    2. Pedestrian — Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue.

    Location: From where you start the game (the spawn location), go to the second floor of the nearby brown house with the moving treadmill in the open garage. Once you’re on the second floor, lick the cabinet that the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue is standing on.
    Note: Be sure to lick it and bring it to the red Pentragram location on the map (follow the path up the hill) to sacrifice this 1st Sanctum item. That’s required as part of unlocking the “Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?” achievement.

    3. LOEK master — Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue.

    Location: From where you start the game (the spawn location), look at where the nearby blue/white trampoline is and go to the tree house next to the trampoline. Once you’re inside the tree house you can collect the token there by licking the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue.
    Note: Be sure to lick it and bring it to the red Pentragram location on the map (follow the path up the hill) to sacrifice this 1st Sanctum item. That’s required as part of unlocking the “Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?” achievement.

    4. FINALLY — Become the master of the goat tower.

    Location: From where you start the game (the spawn location) at the party there’s a barricaded area for goats that has a miniature spiral staircase tower in it (the Goat Tower). Walk up the stairs and enter the goat-door at the top to enter the goat’s throne room inside. After that the achievement will unlock.

    5. Goat of the hill — Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

    Location: You’ll need to get to the very top of the yellow industrial building crane on the map.
    Tip: In order to reach that high, you’ll need to trampoline jump (in ragdoll mode) from the construction site building right next to the crane, which conveniently has a big trampoline on its roof. Keep jumping on the trampoline until you get enough air to land on top of the crane (where the goat trophy also is). Increase your crane-landing precision by going into slow-motion mode. Then once you’ve landed, turn off both slow-motion & ragdoll modes to walk up the wire to the very top of the crane.

    This video guide shows you where the crane is located and how to reach its top:

    6. What is its purpose? — Thrash the Goathenge.

    Location: From where you start the game (the spawn location), walk into a North-North West direction.
    Tip: Simply knock down all the upright stones of the Goathenge circle.

    7. Devil Goat — We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

    Location: First, from where you start the game (the spawn location) at the party there’s a barricaded area for goats that has a miniature spiral staircase tower in it (the Goat Castle). Walk up the stairs and enter the goat-door at the top to enter the goat’s throne room inside. Follow the red carpet and sacrifice yourself in the goat sacrificial Infernal Throne’s fires. After that you’ll spawn outside with a devil-mask on, but you’re not fully powered up yet…

    Second, you’ll have to find the red Pentagram location behind the powerline pylon on the other side of the map. It can be reached by following a path up the hill in between Coffee Stain Studios and the party, as you get closer you’ll find torches lit alongside the path.

    Once you arrive at the Pentagram location, go stand in the middle of the Pentagram, and either use your tongue to bring 5 human sacrificial victims there or spawn 5 goats on it by pressing the R key. Upon completion, the “Blood for the Blood Goat” message & demon skull mask confirms your powers are now active. You’ll get the powers of the Devil Goat including flight and creating balls of stuff. Simply keep pressing the R key to activate them.

    This video guide shows you how to get the Devil Goat power-up:

    8. Angel Goat — Do no evil.

    Tip: Do not do any evil deeds like harming anyone or anything for 5 minutes long. Then you’ll automatically change into Angel Goat who can jump really high. — However, if you’ve already caused harm, you’ll need to stay inactive for those 5 minutes to unlock the achievement. Lastly, if you already turned into Evil Goat, you’ll need to restart the game.

    9. Around the World on 5 Trampolines — Visit all the 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

    Tip: Before you start jumping from trampoline to trampoline, switch to ragdoll mode to get the most air with each jump. Start your first jump from the highest located trampoline on the roof of the construction site building, which is right next to the large yellow building crane.

    10. Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? — Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

    Sanctum Item Locations #1 & #2: Be sure to lick the first 2 Sanctum items (locations described above in the “Pedestrian” & “LOEK master” achievements section) and bring them to the red Pentragram location on the map (follow the path up the hill) to sacrifice them. All 3 are required as a sacrifice to unlock this achievement.

    Sanctum Item Location #3: Go to the construction site with the large yellow building crane. The G2 robot you’re looking for is hiding in the blue shipping container hanging from the crane. To get on top of the container, use the fans on the lower roof of the construction site building, where the human is sitting on the edge. You may have to bounce multiple times to get enough height, so make sure to switch to ragdoll mode to bounce higher. Then when you drop into the blue shipping container, immediately headbutt the G2 robot to avoid getting shoved out. Then lick it to take it with you to the the red Pentragram location on the map (follow the path up the hill) to sacrifice it.

    11. Involuntary QA — Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

    Important: This really will crash the game.
    What To Do: Press the tilde key (it looks like this: ~) to open up the command console. Then type in “beginBVT” (without those quotations) and press the ENTER key on your keyboard. Now Goat Simulator will have crashed and you can start it up again to unlock the achievement.

    12. The Flapmaster — Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

    Location: Go to Coffee Stain Studios. Enter the house, by jumping through the window or otherwise, and walk upstairs to find a room with a big-screen TV that has a playable version of Flappy Bird skinned as Flappy Goat on it! There’s no trick to scoring 10 points on it, just keep trying until you get it, I know you can dooooo iiiiit! ^_^

    This video shows where to go to find Flappy Goat:

    13. I can’t believe that worked — Do 10 front flips in one trick.

    Location: You must have ragdoll mode turned off to successfully do this trick. This can best be done on the air vents at the Low Gravity Testing Facility. Enter that building through the hole in the fence near the soccer goal.

    14. Cardio kills your gains — Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

    Location: From where you start the game (the spawn location), go to the nearby brown house with the open garage, which has a moving treadmill inside. Now lick a human and drag it inside until it hits the treadmill.

    15. Rymdskepp i Rymden — Travel to space!

    Location: Near the spawn area you’ll find a house with an opened garage in front. Enter the garage to find a green glowing beacon on the work bench. Kick over the work bench and after the beacon has fallen on the floor, to pick it up you have to lick it with the E key.

    Take the beacon to the two crop circles in the middle of the nearby wheat field. One of the crop circles will be without a beacon, so you have to attach the beacon to the empty pole simply by walking up to it.

    Next, wait 25 seconds at the pole you just completed and keep looking up until the UFO appears that sucks you up with its tractor-beam! The UFO will take you to outer space!

    This video guide shows you how to go to space:

    How To Return To Earth: Flip 11 times in space and then balance yourself out properly, then wait until you are returned to Earth.

    16. Try Hard — Find all the trophies!

    Tip: To find all 30 of these so-called Golden Goat Statues, check out our Goat Simulator Trophies Locations Guide.

    17. Alexander Goatstafsson — Win the title bout!

    Location: This is a new location on the map that you can find at the top of the field, south-east of your home. There will be a battle arena on a circle of cut grass, where you have to beat 4 goats in successively more difficult duels.
    Tip: You beat them by headbutting or licking your opponents and forcing them outside of the battle circle.

    18. Goat Queen — Become the Queen of Goat Ville.

    Location: From where you start the game (the spawn location) at the party there’s a barricaded area for goats that has a miniature spiral staircase tower in it (the Goat Tower). Walk up the stairs and enter the goat-door at the top to enter the goat’s throne room inside. Next, follow the red carpet and sacrifice yourself in the goat sacrificial Infernal Throne’s fires to unlock the Goat Queen mutator. After which you’ll spawn outside again, but this time with the devil-mask of the Goat Queen on. Then the achievement will unlock.

    19. Matress Madness — Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

    Location: Go to the top floor of the construction site where there are mattresses on the floor and ceiling for you to bounce on.

    20. Mile High Club — Lick the Hanging Glider.

    Location: Get to the tip of the crane arm of the yellow industrial building crane at the construction site. (Directions to get there are described in the “Goat of the hill” section.) Once you’re up there, wait for the Hang Glider to fly by. When it does appear, immediately activate Slow Motion and then jump on it to lick it.

    This video guide shows how to get up to the hang glider and go for a lovely ride around the skies.

    21. Dodge This — Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

    Tip: Remember that big boulder you took from the hill to crash the party below? Take that boulder to the field where the Hillbilly in the yellow car is driving circles like a madman. Place the boulder in his driving path to hit the driver and stop this insane human once and for all!

    Special thanks to Coffee Stain Studios, Daniel, Frosty & Chubby, Mr. Zombie, Maka & Tom for the list, tips & guide videos.

    Please comment if you have any Goat Simulator achievement unlock tips of your own. Kudos will be given. – Thanks for visiting!

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    About the author

    Ferry Groenendijk By Ferry Groenendijk: He is the founder and editor of Video Games Blogger. He loved gaming from the moment he got a Nintendo with Super Mario Bros. on his 8th birthday. Learn more about him here and connect with him on Twitter, Facebook and at Google+.

    • AGuyCalledDaniel

      Thankyou so much for choosing my guide :D I’ve uploaded a second guide covering the recently added achievements :)

      - AGuyCalledDaniel

    • http://www.videogamesblogger.com Ferry

      Sweet! Thanks Daniel, I’ve added it right away to the top of the page. Hopefully that’ll help out everyone else looking for achievement how-to’s. :)

    • Guest

      Hey, thanks for using our videos in this! Since more golden goat statues are now out, we created another video for getting those as well.

      - Chubby from Forest Bear Studios

    • Tom

      To complete Dodge This you need to hit the car with the boulder that is next to the party

    • http://www.videogamesblogger.com Ferry

      Sweet, it’s been updated! :)

    • http://www.videogamesblogger.com Ferry

      Thanks Tom! The page has been updated with your tip and your name’s in the credits. I’ve added tips for all other 20 achievements as well to complete the guide! :)

    • germanTHX

      Hey, if anyone has problems to get the big score achievments, i have a nice video for you ;)
      http://youtu.be/EqwlfmJySRg


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