New Duke Nukem Forever trailer is nail in the coffin

Duke Nukem Forever screenshot (new 2010)
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Rising from the depths of the Bermuda Triangle, comes an all-new, never-before-seen trailer for the ill-fated, forever-in-development, dead-and-buried, rotting-in-the-gutter, CANCELLED first-person shooter.

The trailer contains lots of swearing (even *gasp*, The “F”-Word. Plug those ears kiddies. Plus those ears), lots of first-person shooter action . . . and questionable gameplay.

Personally I think the trailer gets a bit better the further in it goes, but I think a lot of people will be surprised at the quality (or lack thereof) of this footage. Albeit, the game was not complete and in an early state with placeholder sound for the weapons and the like.

Either way, I’m sure this is the nail-in-the-coffin for Duke Nukem Forever. And should be the last we hear of it unless the game somehow battles it’s way from hell and back and onto our laps . . . digitally. “HAIL TO THE KING BABY!” one . . . more . . . time.