The Holy Bible: The Game

10 October 2006
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Nintendo Game Boy Advance Holy Bible
The description for this GameBoy Advance title reads: “Welcome to The Holy Bible: World English Bible. Now you can bring a small compact copy of The Holy Bible with you where ever you go. Complete with the ability to keep bookmarks and perform word searches. Reading the Bible was never easier.” Released set for November.

505gamestreet says it includes these features:
* Portable version of the “World English Bible 2006″ to take with you wherever you go.
* Quick and easy navigation tools.
* Bookmark Function.
* Reference Feature to allow you to search the text for specific words.

I doubt any critic will dare to give this game a bad review ;-)

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  • Ricky Dawkins

    This is a really cool adventure game based on a true story. Yeah right. Open your eyes you morons. There has never been a God, ever. There has never been one iota of proof. It has all been word of mouth, oh and a book. There is no saviour, there is no heaven, there is no father, no son, no holy ghost, no virgin birth and let’s face it there is nothing you can reply to this that actually backs up that there is other than A: somebody told you, B: you read it in a book or C: (my personal favourite) you just know it is true. Rubbish. There is some genuine speculation that mary was a hot hot lady of the night, so the chances are that the little baby jesus was in fact the unwanted son of a pimped out ho. Maybe the three wise men were all potentially the father and not following a star at all but a red light and their gifts were actually bribes to not involve the child support or single parent agencies they had back in 00ad. It’s a much more realistic story.

  • Sammy

    I pitty people who declare mary as a ho! I will respect you opinion as god said but i don’t think dissing our religion is going to get you anywhere! As i said i am all for a debate but lets keep it clean and respactful!

  • Russell

    somecrazyguy: God bless you brother, dont allow Satin to steal that word placed in your heart!

    Fiji Eisenhauer Mcfee: The Bible quotes you best in Titus 1:16 – If you truly do believe then stop being intentionally ignorant and get some knowledge of the one you give lip service to calling Lord or else I am afraid you may find yourself of the ones spoken of in Hebrews 10:39 where it says that those who shrink back are destroyed. Dont allow this to happen bro… Read the bible and it will straighten you out.

    Ricky Dawkins: You are just ignorant and your heart has become calloused. You want proof? How about DNA or RNA. Yet you prefer to believe that we evolved from a frog to an evolutionist? That a frog evolved to the point where it wrote the bible? How did we get here if there is no proof? We are the proof, the flood is the proof… If you would look, you would see the lies being told you.

    You want some other proof? Stop doing those things you know to be wrong and when you cant, you will see that the bible speaks the truth when it says you are a slave to satin and death. But let me tell you the proof. Jesus Christ is the proof and when He sets you free you are free indeed. Free from the bondages of death and acts that lead to death. But guess what, you must submit to God. And I would be willing to bet that even if you knew there was a God you would still deny Him because you wont submit to anyone but satin and all the lustful things he has to offer you. You love death and anything that is hostile toward God. And this more than anything else is YOUR proof. You will not be found innocent when the time comes because it was proven to you and you denied it.

    I just pray that all of you who are eternally lost will at least receive the kindness of the Lord in this world. That you may enjoy the lives you live here so that you can at least have something good to think back on in the eternal hell you will live hereafter.

    May the Lord save your souls and count you worthy to receive the His grace to believe on His holy name. Amen.

  • Ricky Dawkins

    i don’t believe in satan either. he’s just the fear factor: “worship god or you will go to hell”. In fact satan is gay and he takes god from behind while jesus watches – naked with a camcorder for future incestuous viewing pleasure. only kidding. he joins in.

  • jonny

    lol ive read everyones comments and i think in my opinion that it is a bit pointless, but isnt a bad thing to have. email me and talk to me about random stuff….its good to talk to someone new :P :P:P:P

  • david

    I think this a really good idea to make children read the bible more often. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!

    –david m.

  • somecrazyguy

    ricky dawkins…..u are quite wrong…..there is so much proof…..all the historical books can not even compare with the bible….the bible is the best dated book in history, and nothing in it contridicts anything in it…i shud no, ive read it….if u find somfin that seems to contridict, u must then find out y it seems thsi way, and u can only do so, when u match the part u are reading with other scripture. but now u are saying that the bible was writting on acount of the the word of mouth. that is a terrible lie. now listen up. how can a book that does not contridict be word of human mouth. it cant. its impossible. so how does the bible make such a feat? only if its the word of God. and on top of that, the bible was writtin by over 40 authors, most who did not know each other. and yet all the writtings are completly uncontridictory. HOW COULD U SAY THAT IS NOT GOD WORKING THERE?????another thing…many of the old testament authors had no idea what they were writing about. read the prophets….their prophecies make no sence the first time, but after when u read the new testement,(in which are the gospels, the best dated book in the history of man kind, cpied cautiosly by scries over the centuries) it seems to complete the old testement….again…..believe it or not, this stuff is true to the core.and with the phropehts….how did they know hwta was going to happen to jesus at his death 400 years later. u cant give a detailed story about how some one is going die, to the letter, and have it come true. the chanves of that happening are like a gazilion to one…..no….its impossible…and yet the prophets of the old testement predicted the exact day, and the exact way that jesus died. they also predicted his birth, where he would come from, and how he would be born…again…every thing t the letter was fullfilled. and u saying that stuff about mary….well u obvioulsy need to no about jewish culture back then….cuz if mary was really impregnated by some “ho” well..shed be stoned….and yet somehow, she wasnt….u really need to no this though,,,,this one will rock ur sox of….ahve u heard of ouji boards…..ya…the suff u call up the dead with….well ….this pretty much shows us that we are not greatly evolved creatures…..there is stuff obout the world we dont no rite?….the occult has been very heavy in our world now, especaily with this new age stuff…basicly its saying that its our inner selves that make these things happen…but wait….arent we just flesh and blood….evolved creatures that are in the top of the food chain….so wats with this inner self stuff….adn calling up dead spirits…wats that about….well i can tell u….but it doesnt mean u have to beleive it…..the beings u have been calling up are demons….pretty mucgh a demon is a fallen angel….wait….this means that satan does exist….well how about that…..u no one of the greatest lies he wants u to beielve is that he doesnt exist….and u have fallen for it head over heels…..but look around u…things are not as they seem…there is more to this world then meets the eyes….there is a devil….and he is not in hell where u think he shud be…no…he is upon the earth rite now, decieving and tepting many into sin…..and the consequances of sin is death. not natural death….but deaht of the spirit…..death actually means separation. a separation of the spirit from the body is the natural death….the physical death…but wat comes next is worse then the first…..the 2nd death…being thrown into hell….no im not going to try to use those scare tactics….but i am going to tell u the plain truth of hell….it is a place not to have a great party in, but it is live a jail, with the worst criminals, whre u are tortured none stop……and probably raped and beaten by others who are being tortured with u….it is a dreadfull place….and i dont no u….but i do wish that u wont go there….any of u…..no….thats y jesus came, and fullfilled most of the prohpecies….anow i think u should notice i said most….not all….thats becaue there are still the prohpecies of his second coming….and the ones of his apearing…..the second comming is the one where he comes back to take the place on davids throne, and rule the world pretty much…his apearing is the rapture….which im pretty sure uve heard about,…..Jesus is comeing….it is unevitable……u cant stop it just by saying that he doesnt exsit…..look up the stuff….there is proof…if u search for God with ur heart, he will show himself to u.

    by the way….i no people who have seen Him….Jesus…and they have seen heaven….at near death……my dad, and my moms uncle….adn there are two books out…they are “90 minutes in heaven” and “40 minutes in hell” i think u should read them….and dont tell me that the people who wrote those books were not dead…..they were as dead as a rock on the ground….the medical records show this…and i dont think u can go agaisnt that can u?…read those books,.,….and i hope one day u can know the truth.

  • somecrazyguy

    and about u saying there is no god….well….ild say it is better to beleivei n a god, and find out there is nt one….then not beleive in god, and find out there is one…..ive made my decision, to follow jesus. but wat will u decide.

    another thing i wanna say…whoever is send me fraud mail and spam mail….pleeze stop….or i will report u.

  • Ricky Dawkins

    somecrazyguy. listen mate a book is not proof. no matter how it was written or by who. chinese whispers are not proof. it’s funny how these things in the bible all “happened” when people didn’t know what they were seeing\doing \writing about not that the new testament was just written to back up the old testament in shocking and magical ways. how do you know there were 40 authors who didn’t know each other? was that in a book too? 40 people who didn’t know each other managed to get their own content in the same book (they must have shared the same publisher at least!) or 40 authors wrote the same uncontradictory book by chance? i’ve got 40 monkeys who wrote the complete works of shakespeare on 40 typewriters in 40 hours. come on is this actually the best you can do to argue your case? actually it is isn’t it, there is no more. nothing you have just written provides or gives direction to any real proof or evidence at all just stories and beliefs, nothing more. realistically these people only think they have seen heaven. is it not more likely that when you die that your brain just makes you feel euphoric because it’s the worst point of your life and it’s the last thing that it can do to comfort you? morbid, but almost certainly true. go and read ‘the god delusion’ even if you only read it so you can argue about it later. read it. i’ll leave you with this then: if there is a god, (not that there is but i’m intrigued by the response) where did he come from? oh, and he was just there is not an acceptable answer.

  • somecrazyguy

    actually u are wrong becuz u are seeing god from a human perspective. God can just be there…he existed from eternity befrore and after,.,..we see time as a process….a movie if u will, where as god sees the whole movie at once, like a picture….and yes i do no it was forty authors…i no this because first of all the best dating methods and archeology have prooved this…dude….u didnt even research it, did u? and the God delusion….agai,. here we are looking at God with a human perspective….our minds are so incomparabler to His that we cant even begin to fathom him. and about the authors not knowing eachother, they didnt….most of them never met….and they all lived in different eras…..the bible was writtin over a course of thousands of years, if u dont beleive me, do ur research….it was writtin by doctors, prophets, kings, sheperds, preists, scribes, and a variety of different people, all whios writting styles are different. and yet their books do not contridict….and even to day the prophecies of the bible are coming true….in 1949 or so, Isreal became a nation…..and did u no that thousands of years before in jeremiah it was predicted that this would happen…jeremiah lived in the time of the neo babylonian empire, when the jews were exiled from palastine. and since rthen, palastine has not been under their own control….and in i beleive 70 ad….i think….cant be too sure…the jews were expelled from isreal….in fact Jesus predicted that jerusalem would fall. he lived only a few decades befroe its fall…. how did he know….and how id he know the words of jeremiah, if he had never been taught hte scriptures?? ?…answer me that! and isiah who began prophecing in 740 bc prophecied to king Hezikaih of Isreal that God would send the chaldeans (neo-babalonyains) to destroy isreal for their sins. read it…itsd in Isaih chapter 39…..and the city was destroyed in 598-597 by king nebuchadnezzer. he also prohpeciedthat the persian emporer would let the jews go back to their own land and rebuild the temple…..he even gives the name of the persian king….cyrus….read it in isaiah 45. and at the end of jeremiah, or close to it, God promises to give the land of Isreal back to the jews,and look, in 1949 God kept his promise…..this is one of the example of prophecy of the bible coming true…..and by the way, there is no other religouse book in the world taht prophecies….only the bible does that…ud think if this is true, then there must be somthing more to it….the bible is the word of God,…and as for more proof,….look around u….all Nature cries out in worship to God…if u go to some jungle tribe, and ask them what their thots were on evolution….they would laugh, and say ” why do people in the advanced world think such thing? the wolrd has to have a creator, because if not, every thing would be chaotic. u would need some one to hold harmony in the universe”….thats what they would say…i no this becuase a frined of mine is a missionary in papa new guini. and he told them about evolution, and they laughed at it. tell me ricky, what do u beleive created the world? an explosion? Explosions are creators of chaos,,,,,basicly what i am saying is that the theory of evolution goes against the laws of nature…..explosions dont create….they destroy…..its a law of nature….u cant go against it, unless u were an all powerfull being…..which by the way…God is……if God is all power full, then everything in the bible makes sence…..the forming of man from dust….it was God wo did it….and God can do the impossible….and by they way ricky,,,,the laws of nature, and the holy bible are not my only proofs i listed before… remember the Ocult. there are spiritual beings, and if evolution happend, they should not exist….because evolution bases its ideas on the physical world, not the spiritual…..so u do the deciding…..there are many people who study this stuff….and they are pros….they have the training, and everything theyve found out about the bible is true so far, including all the stuff about Jesus….u dont beleive he rose form the dead….there was a non christain jew named josephus….and he said that Jesus rose from the dead….there were many roman historians who wrote about the man called Jesus. note the fact that these people were not christains……….i have heard of a law teacher that decied to take the case of Jesus to consideration,….kind of a progect if u will…he wasnt a christain before he did this, and after, well…u guessed it….he found all of the claims Jesus made about himself to be true….and he did not use just a bible to find this out. he looked thro history books of all sorts to find info….and after he was finnished he tol his students of his discoveries, and toldthem he had become a christain……there is so much i could write more….but i have homeworl to get to…..so ya


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